One more species...
God Introduces New Bird - newsline from the satirical Onion and a fun read (the link might lead you to an advertisement, just hit Skip to Article then):
Excerpt:
""Sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve, prepare thine eyes for the most exciting line of avian wildlife in millennia," God announced as He released an estimated 14 million first-run models into the important bird markets of North America, Australia, and Eurasia. "This new bird has it all: slicker wings, a more streamlined beak, better-than-ever capacity for beautiful song."
(Note - this is satire and aimed at creationists that believe that the Earth is only about 10 000 years old. Luckily, that is not a majority here in the US.)
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